morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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