Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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