Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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