I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
this is an emotional support booty call
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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