I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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