I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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