She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Randomize