we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
