i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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