If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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