You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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