thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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