I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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