i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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