I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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