can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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