You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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