I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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