Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm like, not good at living.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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