Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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