I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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