there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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