she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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