Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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