PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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