When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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