Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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