We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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