I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
