Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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