Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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