At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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