Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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