Me too!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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