know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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