just tell him i said nine months
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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