He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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At least life still wants to fuck me.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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