so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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