whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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