My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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