I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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