no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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