so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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