How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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