Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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