i would punch a child for taco bell
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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