in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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