I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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