Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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