and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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