just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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