just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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