State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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