I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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