Little spoons don't ask big questions
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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