I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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