Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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