Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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